"you'd feel better", he said "if you weren't so self-aware all the time"
"really"
"yeah! i suggest dumbing it down a bit. it'll help.
"really?" is that what you do? is that why you hardly ever have a feather out of place?"
"no. i'm just naturally stupid"
"oh. cool. so i need to just stop thinking then"
"er..yeah..what are you doing"
"oh, just a little lobotomy"
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nice one
no question that some people can perform brain surgery on us
sometimes it doesn't even hurt
that's when it's frightening
('d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy - can't remember which movie that's from)
cheers
Handy tip: slip on a "Lobster Bib" before deploying the ice pick,
otherwise, the sheer economy of this DIY approach may be lost in
unanticipated laundry bills- I think I drooled all over myself, but then again, I can't recall. How
fortunate are those for whom this
entire procedure is superfluous...
whatever the heck that means;-)
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